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0:00AAre you a Colorado native?
0:01BNo, I’m from Chicago.
0:02AI’m the only Colorado native here.
0:04CI was born like 50 miles away. I lived here 3 weeks after I was born, okay? I am a Colorado native.
0:11DHe said don’t disrespect me.
0:13AGive me that. I’m a real Colorado native, guys.
0:17DYou’re from Highlands Ranch.
0:17CNo, you’re not.
0:18AI’m from Highlands Ranch. I’ve been living in Highlands Ranch my whole life, so I’m a Colorado native.
0:23DHere, come this way, come this way, because there’s light over here.
0:25AOh yeah, this is a lot better lighting.
0:27DYeah, look at me, I’m figuring it out. You figured it out.
0:30CYou’re a real videographer.
0:31DI’m trying. Okay, fuck yeah. And so you’re the real Coloradian?
0:35AYeah, I’m a real Coloradian. It’s fun here. I snowboard, I snowboard, and I play ice hockey. Well, I used to play ice hockey, but -- oh, he still needs to hit the joint. But yeah, that’s really it.
0:49DYeah, yeah, for sure. Gotcha, bro.
0:51BOkay, uh, I’m from Chicago. I love Colorado. My sister went here and I came here to visit her, and, uh, I really loved it.
1:01DIt’s great fucking Oh, thank you.
1:05BUh, no, dude, for real. I mean, if you -- weed is legal here. If you like Colorado, if you like weed, if you like something to do throughout your day, come to Colorado because you could go on a fucking hike or whatever.
1:21AYeah.
1:21DCompared to Chicago, what do you feel like is the biggest difference?
1:24BUh, 100%. Like, I mean, hmm, Chicago -- I mean, being from a city and being from like out here is completely different. Like, it’s like, obviously city life is different than like being out in a college town. Yeah, yeah, for sure.
1:46DBut, um, I mean, like a bigger college town.
1:49BYeah, exactly. I, I have no idea. I mean, you’re pretty close to everybody from like Denver and Boulder, so I don’t know. But other than that, it’s like, I don’t know, more girls out here.
2:02DYeah, I was just talking to an Uber driver about that, bro. Go ahead, go ahead.
2:05BHand it to him.
2:05CI was talking Bro, I was in the Uber, this old Mexican guy, he’s just like, hey, the ladies out here very, very, uh, bonita, is what he said. I was like, yeah, man, yeah, sure, whatever you say. It’s fucking weird.
2:18AI’m scared of those people here.
2:23DThose people?
2:24ANo, not Mexican people, just people that act like that, you know? Just like, no, I’m not racist, guys.
2:32DIs that a lot of people? I’m not racist, guys, is crazy.
2:34AYeah, there’s -- I’ve been to like a couple frats here and a couple parties here and like There’s some creeps, but like there’s a lot of nice people that make up for it. That’s all that matters is you got the nice people, you got the vibes, but then you go to a fucking frat party and everything’s gone. The vibes are off.
2:52CLike, yeah, everything’s off. Always, no matter where you’re at, stay away from Greek life.
2:57ABut like, love UCSB.
2:59BWhat’s your favorite thing about Colorado?
3:00ACome here.
3:01CMountains.
3:01DUh, mountains. Come in, come in, come in, come in.
3:04BYeah.
3:05ADo you like mountains? I love mountains.
3:08BI love mountains.
3:09DGuys, there’s a car. We’re gonna die. They fucking suck. The mountains or them?
3:13ANo, those guys. They fucking suck.
3:15DNow they’re badmouthing you.
3:16ADo they want to continue the -- okay.
3:18BDo I like Trump?
3:19AYes.
3:20DOkay.
3:21AEw! Small peepee guys? Oh my God. Just kidding. I’m not tripping. They’re just -- I can’t say that word. Take it.
3:34DAll right.
3:36BBest thing about Colorado? The people. Everybody’s nice here. Everybody understands what it’s like to be another human being. That’s the most that I’ve gotten out of it. What’s up, bro? Everybody loves everybody, and everybody should see like that. I don’t know.
3:53DYour sister went to -- you went to CSU?
3:54BMy sister went to CSU. I came, I came and visited her when I was 16, and she was --
4:00DHow was that trip for you?
4:01BThe best time. I got to stay in her fucking dorm and everything, and I was like, oh shit, this is what college life is really like, you know?
4:08DOkay, so what was college life like?
4:10BShit, dude, I was playing beer pong at 16 years old, playing like with like all these 20-year-olds, you know what I mean?
4:17DI don’t know, but, uh, so is CSU what you thought it would be?
4:21BYeah, yeah. I mean, I had a good idea of it coming here, but other than that, you know, I, I think everybody should go at least experience the dorm life, you know what I mean? Like, that was probably the worst and best year of my life.
4:38DWhy do you say the worst?
4:39BOh dude, I mean, you’re living in like a 10-foot by like 15-foot space with another person. And you know, like, I mean, I love my roommate. We would smoke up all the time, but like me and him had our differences and whatnot, and there’s a lot of shit that happened, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah.
5:02DUh, but sometimes people are ridiculous.
5:04BI mean, and especially living in that small of a space like throughout The entire year. Like, that fucking sucks. I hear it.
5:13DYou know, you need more space than that.
5:14BI mean, he brought his girlfriend over every single day, bro. I would wake up, swear on my life, he would --
5:21Dhe --
5:21Bhis girlfriend -- it was like living with 2 roommates. Sorry, I gotta keep this right here.
5:25DBut it’s not even roommates. They’re just like --
5:27Byeah, it’s not even roommates. It’s like I’m waiting -- they’re my alarm clock because they’d be fucking at 8 AM every single morning, bro. I’m sorry.
5:34DThat’s insane.
5:36BYeah, no, I’m sorry.
5:38DAnyways, absolutely the fuck not.
5:40BMove to Colorado. Yeah, you guys are funny.
5:43DThat was awesome.
5:45BYeah, I don’t know, I’m not comfortable. I’m not that great in front of a camera, but you’re entertaining for sure. What’s your YouTube channel, bro?
5:55DUh, We Them Media.
