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couple weeks and I’m just here because I fucking admire Andrew I want him to notice what I’m doing so I’m like we’re gonna talk to Andrew outside oh oh oh the Andrew’s outside no no we’re talking he’s inside but we want him to pay attention right you get me yeah yeah I get you he’s like oh shit these are my fans talking about me like I got you Andrew I got you I want you I I’m waiting for somebody who has a lot more to say I’m sure that’s okay you’re still important who you think you are can I can I put this on to you oh sure I’m glad you know what’s your name I’m Priscilla
Brasila is nice to me. That’s a beautiful name. Thank you. What’s your name? Masayo. Masayo. Yeah. I’m Tim. Masayo. Yeah, shout out to Tim. Tim. What up, Tim? Tell that to him. This nigga’s funny. What’s up, Tim? I’m Hattie Silla on Instagram. Fuck yeah, I appreciate you shouting yourself out. So what do you know about Channel 5? They put out really good content. What defines good? What defines good? You know, critical and funny to the point, well articulated. very current, right? You want to be topical? Absolutely. Relevant. Relevant. That’s the word. I’m not putting words in your mouth. I’m with you. Don’t worry. No, no.
I can see that you’re with me here. Hell yeah. And so how did you first find out about Andrew and Channel 5? That’s a good question. I know about a lot of these things because of my husband. He’s really plugged into this type shit. I looked up on on Claude AI what are questions I should ask and something the Claude was saying was that it’s mostly men who follow who follow Andrew and channel 5 and then their partners often has find out it’s like someone’s review of attending one of the events yeah yeah I brought him here because I knew that he liked it oh that’s sweet I love that yeah yeah are you from here in Denver I live here
okay you from here originally no where you from originally I’m a fifth generation Texan fifth generation Texans y’all been around been around Yeah. Okay. Are there any stories between Texas or here in Denver that you feel like aren’t getting enough coverage or aren’t being done justice that somebody like Andrea should be servicing to the critical consciousness of an audience such as this? Did you get that question? No, I got you. I got you. I don’t talk too fast, Marianne. I’m just kidding. Yeah, Marianne. What do you even know? Marianne, you know a lot. Shout out to you. I’m sure she does because she’s a woman.
Happy ... It’s Women’s History Month? Is that what month it is? It’s April now. It’s Women’s History every month. Happy Belated Women’s History Month. Oh, every month. Okay, let’s go. Yeah, every month. You know, I’m just surface level right now. So if I can think of something that’s undercovered. It’s a stream of consciousness. Don’t stress, like, I don’t know enough. You know enough. That’s the reason I’m asking you. I know enough. No, I know enough. I don’t know about this. Pick one thing. Pick one thing. What stands out to you as not getting enough coverage in the world right now? Cloud AI didn’t have some good...
No, no, no. I’m here to ask the people, right? I’ve been doing this project. We’ve been giving out $100 a week for people who go out and ask the question of the week that we’re doing. It’s like on this crypto platform. We’ve had people, like I said, around the world participate. And so every week we ask a question. What’s a question you would ask people around the world? No pressure. pressure? No, I’m all pressure on the spot. I guess like if you had unlimited resources, what would you create? You know, there’s, there is this like, um, philosophy or hypothesis that I like to follow. That’s the balance of consumption versus creation. Uh, so the more people create,
the more we put in balance that dichotomy. And we want people to be creating more than we’re consuming because creation comes from a really special place. Obviously, women have the anatomy to create life, but the same energetic center resides in all of us, no matter what kind of anatomy you have or identify with. No, shout out to you. That’s a good take. That’s a good take. See? I know you had everything we needed. There’s something. Do you see what’s going on in the world right now? He is my world right now. Oh, you’re the world right now. What’s up? And you pull up in real time.
All gas, no brakes. All gas, no brakes. Real time. Action. Let’s go. What’s up? How are you doing? This is my man. We’re doing an interview. This is Maceo and this is Tim. What’s up, guys? Yeah. What’s up? How are you guys? What’s your name? I’m Casey. Casey? Hell yeah. Tell me your name again. Priscilla. Priscilla. Hell yeah. Casey and Priscilla. So I heard you’re the one, you’re the big fan. So how did you first find out about Andrew? Oh, man, I was looking for a good independent journalist, and my buddy just couldn’t stop talking about him. And then I saw him absolutely mong clavicular,
and I just had to come here and see the show. I had to. What did you think about that, the Clav episode? I mean, it was exactly the right way to do it. It was professional. It was respectful. He asked the right questions, and he let the man hang himself with his own rope. It was beautiful. It was art. It was art. For people who don’t know who Clav is, who’s Clav? Oh boy, he’s the look-maxing guy, I think. He does the cheekbones and he’s all like, I gotta be all muscular and TRT’d up. And he’s just a soulless, empty vessel of good looks. And we saw him for what he was, and that’s why I appreciate Andrew.
Oh yeah, so I’m an aspiring journalist like Andrew. What’s something that you would say he does really well that I should keep in mind? He keeps his cool. He keeps his cool for the full hour. He never gets flat. Like even remember we saw Jonathan Swan get flustered by Trump’s bizarre answers, right? He’s iconic for his meme for that. I’ve never seen Andrew do it Keeps his cool. Yeah, if you could ask people around the world one question, what would you ask him? Oh No Why? That’s it. Why what are we doing? Tell them that is human nature But no, why what? Why aren’t we doing better as a species?
That’s the question I want answered, generally. So if he can get to the bottom of that, I would love him forever. Let’s go. No, no, I’m going to do it. Screw you, Andrew. Yes, please. Gigatech, I like that. Why are we like this as humans? Why aren’t we doing better? Oh, yeah. Any other message for Andrew as a fan? Keep doing what you’re doing, brother. Thank you so much. Why do you appreciate it? Dude, it’s not easy. If everyone could do it, we all would do it. But he can and he does, and he chooses to do it. And, you know, like, I like to think that I can do it, but I can’t, and this man does it for me.
Thank you. Thanks for being my avatar. You want to interview somebody out here right now? You could do it. Oh, God, no thank you. I’m about 27 rips deep on this guy right here, so. It’s a mental blocker, but I hear you. I hear it, man. You’re not locked in. Thank you so much. No, it’s so nice to meet you, man. Yeah, thank you. Yeah, take care. Have fun. Hey, I’m Snack. I didn’t forget. Respecting personal space, man. Enjoy yourself. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Could I ask you guys a couple questions before you guys head inside? Yeah, sure. Yes. Fuck yeah. My name is Maceo and I’m out here shooting for my YouTube page, We Them Media.
Can I hand one of you the mic? You can pass it around. Sure. So how did you guys first find out about Channel 5 or Andrew? I watched All Gas No Brakes. Oh, an OG fan. Let’s go. I don’t name it. Other people name it. Yeah. I haven’t seen it in a hot minute, I’ll be honest, but yeah, that’s how. Okay. What All Gas No Brakes content do you remember? I was just telling them- He’s coming back into circulation. Really, like, I like learning about different subcultures and different unusual types of people who are living their life their own way. And he had a really open way of, like, finding those people
and figuring out, you know, what made them tick. And I really like that. Fuck yeah. He goes and gets their perspective in real time. Yeah, yeah. Fuck yeah. You can come in. You can come in. It’s all good. It’s all good. What about you? I feel like I didn’t see all guests on breaks, but I’ve definitely been following online for a while. So it’s on Instagram, but kind of catch those clips and then go for the full videos and things like that Oh, yeah. What about you man? I don’t know anything So are you feeling excited you feeling nervous you feeling like from Iceland Trump’s trying to buy that place, right?
Hell yeah, hell yeah, and so do you guys have anything you would say to Andrew Journalism is pretty sick. Been a fan for a while, and he has a really cool way of getting ground reporting, and it’s really cool. So, Ray, I’m an aspiring journalist, man on the street right now here in Denver. Sorry. What’s something that you would say he does really well that somebody like me should take note of? He found his niche thing, but he just keeps pulling for the thread. He keeps following up a story. You know, so I feel like just that drive to keep like looking for the next facts and get a better understanding of the situation
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah I love when Andrew goes up to some really kooky person and he just says like how are you and then the person Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. That’s expensive. He just did it. Hell yeah, hell yeah. He opens the door. No, no, ask the next question. You’re the interviewer now. You got it. You’re holding it. You’re running it. Declined. Sorry. But yeah, man, what’s your take? You were saying earlier. He gets the details down. You see every side, and he’s very down the middle. He shows opinions, but not a crazy opinion. be a journalist. You have to see everybody’s side. I don’t know.
Look down the middle. Have some crazy takes. Have some hot takes. Have some good takes. You have to engage. Do you have a favorite video of his that you’re like, wow, this is like peak, peak, peak? No. I like them all. I got one. I was going to say his Greyhound video was super interesting. The bus? The racing? No, the Greyhound racing. Dog racing. Yeah, he covered Greyhound racing in West Virginia, I think. You’re a greyhound now. You’re the greyhound. He adopted a greyhound after that. So, but I was going to say, like, he’s, during that interview, he talked, or, like, during that episode, he talked about how, like, he tries to be very unbiased, but eventually you start, you start to get biased anyway.
Just, like, talking to those people who you like to talk to more. But I thought that was super interesting. But he also just, the bottom half of that, like, the last bit of that interview, he just talked to some random dude at the cast station. for like five minutes and just gets the craziest, most genuine take, not even about greyhounds or anything at all. And those hidden gems that he finds and the people he talks to is just so cool. And I think he does a great job at that. I don’t know. He’s... That’s my shit. Can I ask you one more question? If you could ask people
around the world one question, what would you ask them? Well, am I going to get answers to it or is this just a question to pose a thought? We have people in India, Nigeria, Kenya, and Uganda we went on asking questions the last couple weeks. Like doing this video journalism shit. What’s your dream? What’s your dream? Live your dream. What is your dream? And then picture it and live it. That’s my question. Okay, sick. I’d say... You want the answer? Follow We Them Media. Yeah. I don’t know, man. Fuck. Stream of consciousness. Run. You got to go anyway. Three, two, one, go. What makes you happy?
Boom. Enjoy the show, guys. Yeah, you too, man. These guys want to get interviewed. You want to get interviewed? Yo, bro. Yo, what is this? This is for my YouTube page, We Them Media. Did you buy a ticket? Yeah, I got tickets for two friends, too. We’re about to be in here. Don’t stress. Yo, bro. Airdrop me a copy of your ticket. We can see if it works. I’m not above it, bro. We just tried to get a ladder. We brought a ladder. That shit did not work. Niggas are funny. Bro, Joe is up here, bro. Joe is bullshitting. What’s up to do? Michael’s bullshitting.
He’s really the feds right here. This nigga’s the feds. Oh, you got the glasses on, too? You been shooting content out here? Yeah, but like, you know what I’m saying? Wait, is it noticeable? I mean, I know what it looks like so You guys both got them damn. I didn’t you know what it looks like. I mean, I know what it looks like oblivious See that’s what it’s about though, that’s what it’s about what it’s about So how do you guys find out about channel 5 you guys stay right here right here right here who has to hold it? Any meeting I need my be wagging off a lot
I mean he’s like huh no not him but like I just be whacking off cuz you know he’d be like posting weird shit so but anyways you like how you recording oh that’s it that’s just mom it’s like actually good quality yeah excellent okay so how did you guys find out about channel 5 how do you find out about channel 5 you guys are long I’m being dead as I don’t right here you right here are you with me? It’s been like, I don’t know, like two years ago I saw the channel. I kind of started a YouTube channel with my homeboy because of this white nigga.
Okay, shout out to the white niggas out here doing real shit. Okay, so talk about your YouTube. Real shit, real shit. What you see is what you get, you know what I’m saying? I really don’t know. I’m really just trying to make some money out here. You say you’re inspired by him. I’m trying to get Andrew to peep my shit. So talk your shit, talk your shit. Well, I’m a gay. I threw a U-Haul party out here like two weeks ago. You know what I’m saying? It was kind of lit. It was literally like a block party U-Haul. Bitches were getting twerked on and other niggas were getting twerked on by other bitches and shit. It was kind of crazy.
You didn’t get twerked on? Well, hey, I mean, I did get flack. I gave it a little bit, but it’s not about me. You know what I’m saying? It’s all about the game. A man to the people! Amen to that. But it is a little chilly out here. Okay, okay. If you could ask people around the world one question, what would you ask them? Um, fuck. Why? Why is it so hard out here to make money and keep it? I don’t know. Fuck. talking about inflation. God, shit. One question for the world? You got a couple. Go ahead, run them. What’s the statement? A statement?
A statement is, you know, make your money, stay in school, follow your heart and shit, pause. That sounded kind of crazy. All right, handle the mic. All right, I’m all good. He killed it, though. Go ahead, bro. Question for the world. What do I do? Question for the world. You have questions for the world? So I have to ask the world a question? If people around the world were going to answer your question, people in 18 different countries, what would your question be? You want global perspectives on something, like it’s AI. What do you want to know? You okay? I like that. That’s a good question.
No, I’m just like, what’s wrong, bro? How do elephants breathe? This guy gets it. Appreciate you, man. I don’t know honestly. Air drop? Dude, air drop the ticket for you. Oh yeah, bro, I told you I got you. I’m not really stressed about that. I just gotta get inside before I give it to you because what if I get locked outside? No, no, no, no. We’re gonna let you go first. I’m just telling you my mentality. I’m not stressed about you, don’t worry. Hey, wait, wait, wait. So how you doing? You want air drop me or you doing? All right, all right. Now you gotta give me one real question for the world.
You just came out of character. What you mean? A real question for the world. You talk about the elephants. That’s real, bro. Another question, another question, another question. Do you know how an elephant breathes? Out of ass cheeks, I don’t know, I don’t know. That would be interesting, bro. Just give me another question. I’m going to eardrop you tickets, huh? A good question? See, you understand what I’m looking for. A genuine question, right? I have people who have been going out over the last couple weeks in Nigeria, Kenya, Uganda, and India asking questions. Right? Competing for a hundred bucks a week. And I’m going to put up a new question next week.
Wait, I have another question. What the fuck? Come on, I don’t know what. A hundred dollars? Are you trying to get in, bro? It’s in my link tree. is it bigger than black and white or is it bigger than the dollar free game I like that one I like that one you didn’t see this you just you just you just scaled you know in terms of video quality people on my phone my on my shit I’m not gonna lie to you I stole that from my homeless man I was I actually started a penis enlargement company and yes it gave me that quote shout out to
people who credit the real ones big penis incorporated yeah it was tiny the Titan, Size Revive, that was the name of it. Okay, fuck yeah. You guys wanna shout out your socials or anything like that? No, I’m good. Lowkey Genius. Oh yeah, we’re out here. Thank you very much, Tim. Good luck finding that shit. This is Tim. What’s up, what’s up Tim? Yeah, I went out there. Hey, see you.