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0:06All right, what’s up, man? What’s happening, bro? What’s good? What’s your name? My name is Bonnie. Okay, hell yeah. You’re from out here in Denver? Yeah, I’m from the A, from Aco. Okay, hell yeah. What’s it called? So tell us about Purple Haze. What’s Purple Haze? Man, Purple Haze, it’s the store that you want to go when you need your smoke. You know what I’m saying? When you need your vapes, your hookahs, your little rig, do-higgy, UFOs, This shit looks like a fucking laboratory up in here, man. You need to come check this shit out. That’s what I thought when I saw it. But yeah, they got vapes and shit. That’s what I come here for. You know what I’m saying?
0:47All my vape accessories. You know what I’m saying? They got the little coils and all the shit. Fuck yeah. Yeah, fuck with the shit. So how many of these events have you come to? Shoot, man, this is actually one of the first events that I’ve seen, at least at this location. Most of time when I come through here, man, they be having a little stuff going on, but I’d be like on the run and shit So I’ll be having to, you know Run it up that way Oh, yeah, I fuck with that. That shit looks dope though. Yeah, like he came by on the dirt bikers
1:22I’ve seen them on an electric dirt bike, bro. It’s like, yeah I’ve seen them on the news. They was like, it was 30 of them. Oh, really? On electric dirt bikes? Yeah That’s at least that’s what the news said But they were all electric or no, they were not electric I don’t know if there’s electric, but there’s a dirt bike. I’m about to say, that’s some Colorado stuff. 30 electric dirt bikes. They in downtown looking like fucking Streets of Rage. Do you remember that game? I don’t know about that. Oh, bro, that’s old school. How old are you? 26. 26? Oh, okay, yeah, you kind of...
1:49No, you kind of young, but Streets of Rage should have been around. Yeah, yeah, I wasn’t playing... You can’t play video games! Oh, yeah, yeah, I feel you, I feel you. But what’s it called? My mom didn’t sound like that. I’m not going to drag her like that. I’ll be, I’ll be. What’s it called? Woman’s History Month, no less. Here I am, slandering her name. My mom’s a goat. But what’s it called? So I’ve been doing this thing where we go out and ask people this question every week. And the question this week is, what’s the most important issue in the world today? Shit. The most important, or I mean, like the most, like the worst issue, like the worst problem that the world has, pretty much.
2:30yeah man oh there’s so much like where do I begin okay well I guess and I don’t know if this is a world problem this might just be a here problem but y’all the fentanyl’s got to stop you know what I’m saying for reals man talk about it talk about it man all right so I’m in at this sober living dude Dude, sober living, dude comes to the fucking, he comes to meeting high and shit and he falls over, dude falls over and just breaks his neck, like, you know what I’m saying, just linked out, just not thinking, like, sober living, we got beds, motherfucker, why don’t
3:21you just go to bed, shit, don’t even show up to groupers, you’re gonna be falling over, breaking your neck, you know what I’m saying? So, that part, you know what I’m saying? Is sober living making a difference?
3:36Yes and no. I say yes and no. Like, for people who really have the power and the strength, you know, to really be like, hey, I’m done with this. You know, whatever addiction that may be, you know what I’m saying? If you, at the end of the day, it’s going to be that that person who decides their fate, you know what I’m saying, if they want to keep on going that route. But that’s one problem, and I don’t know if that’s a global problem, I think that might be a more local problem. I don’t know if this is widespread or not, I don’t know. I mean, you know, people in similar situations all over the world for sure. My second question
4:18is this, if you could ask people around the world one question, what would you ask them, if you could query the world. Shit. Okay, but honestly, can I change my answer? Sure, yeah, yeah. I think it’s global warming. Maybe it’s global warming. Whatever you want, man. I think global warming is the biggest problem. Yeah. I’ma take that back. Fentonite was pretty bad, but you know. I don’t think it’s bad. I think it’s like addiction. I don’t think it’s the worst problem, no. Cause most, a lot of those people are like choosing that. You know what I’m saying? So, I’ma renege and I’ma say global warming
4:54is the is the world’s like biggest shit going on and I say that because the earth is alive you know I’m saying you and I are both alive you know I’m saying shit this tree’s alive everything that’s just how we’re here if the earth was dead we wouldn’t be here you know I’m saying we’d be like Mars or some fucking place I don’t know shit but you know but so we gotta start taking care of the earth Better, like Dude, Mother Earth Dude, we all living off of Mama You know what I’m saying And that’s, have you ever heard your mama Say, like, the world ain’t going nowhere
5:35Yeah Cause it fucking ain’t Motherfucker ain’t going nowhere It’s gonna be right here You know what I’m saying So take care of it You know what I’m saying And that’s it You know what I’m saying We gotta listen to her And sometimes she might scold us Like a parent would do And Who Knows What The Earth Might Stole Us With It Might Be Like A Tornado You Know What I’m Saying It Might Be Like I Told Y’all Motherfuckers I Don’t Want That Shit Built There We Don’t Know What She’s Saying You Know Shit That’s Pretty Much The Gist Though Hell Yeah That Was Killer I Appreciate That That Was An Epic Answer I Don’t Know Man We Got All This Gasoline And Shit Going On You Know What I’m Saying We Got Cars And Shit The Gasoline Is Like Evaporating
6:25all the water, water molecules so it’s not fucking raining or yeah it’s pretty dry out here it’s pretty dry out here
6:35oh for real my voice cracked so i said i guess we’re going to jump in
6:40oh yeah you know what time it is oh yeah see the monopoly dude had to come down here the monopoly dude is crazy cooking these niggas on the corner okay What’s it called? So if you could ask people around the world one question, what would you ask them? Why you so gay? Can I explain? Okay. I don’t know. I don’t know what I would ask you. What does that mean though? Why you so gay? What does that even mean? He said, I don’t got an answer. He said, that was an impulse. Had to let that one ride. No, that was actually an inside joke. and if somebody is watching this they’re gonna know like Ronnie for real okay uh but uh i don’t know bro i
7:30don’t got no questions like any question it could be unserious don’t gotta be what you guys also agree global warming is number one like if i could actually damn like that would be like this is the power i’m giving you man i don’t know what i would ask the whole world yeah like and what y’all I’m gonna have to, well, I’m gonna be waiting for a fucking response then. Yeah, but don’t worry. I handle that. We’re like the AI now. All right. Okay, so shit. So you’re clearing the globe. Clearing the globe. All right, y’all good, man. What else? What y’all want from a nigga? What else y’all want from a nigga, man?
8:04What? Shit. I got everything. I gave y’all everything. What? You’re talking about me? Nah, the world. Oh, okay. I gave y’all everything, shit. Nigga, I don’t know. Get creative around here, shit. Use These Fucking Tree Leaves For Something, I Don’t Know What Would You Ask The World? I Don’t Know What’s Going On Right Now It’s, Oh Yeah I Don’t Know Shit I Don’t Know Bro We’re Like All Living On A Piece Of Space Rock Floating In The Middle Of Fucking Nowhere Like This Shit Don’t Make Any Sense If You Ask Me None Of Me So I Say Everybody Just Like Enjoy Themselves Live Their Best Life Treat People Good Respect Each Other
8:47you know, and don’t hurt one another, if you can help it, you know, and I, what the fuck,
8:56oh, somebody dropped something, do you see? I don’t know where that came from, I’m not gonna lie. Yeah. You guys didn’t happen to see a ring roll by here? Yeah, yeah, it just went right over there by, yeah, right there by the intersection. I thought I was trippin’. If my ring is just too big on me, sometimes when I get really into talking, it just goes flying. Oh, she said just goes flying. Oh, okay Usually I’m inside though And I was Thank you Oh no, we’re gonna come inside too It’s getting cold outside