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Colorado Invitational Bongathon · Fastest Grams Competition & Bong Racing in Denver

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0:00ALet’s find out. All right, uh, now I don’t know what they’re accustomed to down there. Smoke, motherfuckers! Smoke, motherfuckers! Smoke! About a 14.5% THC strain. Nabeed is an experienced smoker. It’s not gonna do some -- not really. Contender with the Bong Racing Organization. Sort of a sunset watch. Represents the bong culture. Smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke! Smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke. Okay, sheesh, 50 seconds.

0:58BHow you feeling?

0:59CUnfazed.

1:03BRun it back.

1:05CI like that. I like that. I like that. Yeah, me too. So how’s it been doing these tonight?

1:12AWhat we’re doing is the fastest gram competition with the Bong Racing Organization and the Colorado Invitational Bongathon. The Colorado Invitational Bongathon is what we spend all year preparing for. It’s a private party that happens once a year in the out in the neck of the woods of Colorado. We go camping. We rage it. Hey, there may or may not be a white t-shirt competition. There’s things like Like, I don’t know, free complimentary beer. Because it’s a private party, we protect ourselves, and we have all-day smoking competitions. Hey, come on out, check us out, follow the Colorado Invitational Bong-A-Thon, check out the Bong Racing Organization, also known as the Bro League. The Bro League is what feeds us and prepares us for the -- what we like to call the Olympics of pot smoking.

1:58COh yeah.

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27 March 2026

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