Intro to Alex the Boy

0:00No, I’m from Chicago. I’m the only Colorado native here. I was born like 50 miles away. I lived here three weeks after I was born, okay? I am a Colorado native. He said, don’t disrespect me. Give me that. I’m a real Colorado native, guys. You’re from Highlands Ranch. No, you’re not. I’m from Highlands Ranch. I’ve been living in Highlands Ranch my whole life, so I’m a Colorado native. Here, come this way, come this way, because there’s light over here. Oh, yeah, this is a lot better lighting. Yeah, look at me. I’m figuring it out. You figured it out. You’re a real I’m trying. Okay, fuck yeah. And so you’re the real Coloradian? Yeah, I’m a real Coloradian. It’s fun here. I snowboard. I snowboard and I play ice hockey. Well, I used to play ice hockey. But, oh, he still needs to hit the joint. But yeah, that’s really it. Yeah, yeah, for sure.

0:51I’m from Chicago, I love Colorado, my sister went here and I came here to visit her and I really loved it, it’s great fucking, oh thank you, no dude, for real, I mean if weed is legal here, if you like Colorado, if you like weed, if you like something to do throughout your day, come to Colorado because you can go on a fucking hike or whatever Compared to Chicago, what do you feel like is the biggest difference? 100%, like, I mean, Chicago, I mean, being from a city and being from, like, out here is completely different Like, it’s, like, obviously city life is different than, like, being out in a college town

1:45Yeah, yeah, for sure But, um Makes it like getting a college town Yeah, exactly, I have no idea Yeah I mean you’re pretty close to everybody from like Denver and Boulder so I don’t know but other than that it’s like I don’t know more girls out here I was just talking to my Uber driver about that bro Go ahead go hand it him hand it him I was talking when I was in the Uber this old Mexican guy he’s just like hey the ladies out here very very bonita is what he said I was like yeah man yeah sure whatever you say It’s fucking weird

2:19I’m scared of those people here Those people, what does that mean? No, not Mexican people, just people that act like that You know, just like, no, I’m not racist guys Is that a lot of people? I’m not racist guys, it’s crazy Yeah, there’s, I’ve been to like a couple frats here and a couple parties here And like, there’s some creeps, but like there’s a lot of nice people that make up for it That’s all that matters, is you got the nice people, you got the vibes But then you go to a fucking frat party and everything’s gone The Vibes are off like yes, they always all life always no matter where you’re at stay away from Greek life

2:56But like love you see everything about Colorado come here Come in come in come in come in hands. Do you like mountains? I love mountains. I Love mountains They fucking suck guys the mountains are them. No those guys They fucking suck the day another bad mouth. They do they want to continue the okay? Do I like Trump? Yes. Okay. Ewww! Small peepee guys? Oh my god. Just kidding, I’m not tripping, they’re just, I can’t say that word. Take it. Alright, best thing about Colorado, the people, everybody’s nice here, everybody understands what it’s like to be another human being, that’s the most that I’ve gotten out of it.

3:45What’s up bro? Everybody loves everybody and everybody should stay like that. I don’t know. Your sister went to CSU? My sister went to CSU. I came and visited her when I was 16. How was that trip for you? The best time. I got to stay in her fucking dorm and everything. And I was like, oh shit, this is what college life is really like. Okay, so what was college life like? Shit, dude, I was playing beer pong at 16 years old playing like with like all these 20 year olds, you know what I mean? I don’t know, but And so I see what you thought it would be?

4:22Yeah, yeah, I mean, I had a good idea of it coming here, but other than that, you know, I think everybody should go at least experience the dorm life, you know what I mean? Like, that was probably the worst and best year of my life. Why is it the worst? Oh dude, I mean you’re living in like a ten foot by like fifteen foot space with another person and you know like I mean I love my roommate we would smoke up all the time but like me and him had our differences and whatnot and there’s a lot of shit that happened you know yeah yeah but sometimes people are ridiculous I mean and especially living in that small

5:06in all of the space like throughout the entire year like that fucking sucks I hear you know you need more space than that I mean he brought his girlfriend over every single day bro I would wake up swear on my life he would he his girlfriend it was like living with two roommates so it’s not even roommates they were just like yeah it’s not even roommates it’s like I’m wait they’re my alarm clock because they’d be fucking at 8am every single morning bro I’m sorry that’s insane yeah no Nah, nah. Anyways. Absolutely the fuck not. Move to Colorado. Yeah. You guys are funny. That was awesome.

5:46Yeah, thanks. I don’t know, I’m not comfortable, I’m not that great. You’re entertaining for sure. What’s your YouTube channel, bro? We Them Media.