Denver Is Smaller Than You Think: Caveman and Josh

From the archive · filmed 14 March 2026

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Who speaks, by their own introduction on the tape: Caveman at 0:09. Transcribed and speaker-separated with AssemblyAI from the original audio, so nothing is masked. The letters are the model's speaker labels, not names; fillers are dropped by the model. Names corrected. Published in full so it can be read, searched and quoted. Search every transcript →

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0:08CavemanWhat’s your name, bro? I’m Caveman. Caveman. Yes, sir. You know, I have a friend named Josh. He like blows glass. Yeah, I think -- I feel like he said your name recently. Uh, he -- so is he from out here? Uh, he lives in Boulder. I worked at a spot out here that blew glass and like in the industry. Oh yeah, he’s like a big beard. I’ll show you a video of him. Okay. I met him through like crypto stuff, and we met this dude who was like -- and his friend was DJing at Black Box. Okay. And he said, oh, you know, like this guy Caveman? I’m like very confident it’s in the video. Okay. It’s your name, I think he said. That’s pretty cool. Okay, fuck yeah.

0:49BThat’s awesome. Denver’s pretty small, huh? Oh yeah, Denver’s super small. It’s like a little family out here once you get plugged in with the right people.

Filmed the same day.

14 March 2026

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