Alex Got Catfished on a Tinder Date in Fort Collins · College Life & Mental Health
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0:03It’s hard to be a college student and find space every single year. You know what I mean? It’s like It just it’s hard to do and it [bleeped] with your mentality and it’s I mean yeah, like it’s it’s genuinely hard and I all I’ll say is like do whatever you feel like you need to do, you know? No matter what. I I don’t know. I Why are you guys stopping [bleeped] like You’re making him anxious. Yeah, now you now that you guys are watching me, that’s [bleeped] up. You got to watch it on YouTube. You got to go away. So yeah, my entire life so
0:47Dude, you’re [bleeped] cool as hell, bro. I mean, but No, dude. Basically, I had a rough time during my dorm period, like, you know, like I don’t know. I genuinely don’t know what to say anymore, bro.
1:03keep going. I don’t know I’m I’m on a [bleeped] Tinder date with this girl, hm? And she is like, “Oh, that’s my plus one, but don’t let him know that I like you.” And I’m like “All right, but I’m also like should I just did, bro? Like this shit’s chalked.”
1:24like madness. What do you mean? She’s on a she’s on a Tinder date with this girl and she brought this dude? Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
1:30that’s I think that’s trash. Well, she was like, “Don’t let him know that I like you.” And I was like, “All right, like I mean, we’re just hanging out.” I mean, I don’t think that it’s like I mean, all I’m saying is like you can like somebody. I’m like, “All right, well, disrespectful as hell, but like all right.” Like What is so you I don’t think that’s the truth at all. I think this dude is like she’s running around with this dude. You’re clip farming me, bro. Nah, I think it’s crazy, but I think she might be finessing you. I think she probably is, too. That’s why I’m like, “Dude,
2:04let’s [bleeped] get the [bleeped] out of here.“ I want that flow star, bro. I hear it. Well, I think that I’m Oh, no, this guy’s right here. I’m here for like the songwriting camp. These are some of the people who like came up from Florida. I don’t really understand. But it’s like they’re they’re like performing music in here. They’re doing like a writing camp in Denver. And then I just somehow ended up there and now I’m shooting content. And then I met you. What was your name? Alex. Alex, yeah. Oh, yeah. Nice to meet What was your name? Maseo. Maseo. Maseo, that’s a dope ass name. Bro, [bleeped] no,
2:38for real. Living in Colorado is dope. It’s an awesome place. Everybody’s very understanding, 100%. I just want to let you know like I had a tough time here because I’m from Illinois. I Everybody lives their life differently. Everybody does everything differently. And I think that everybody should just kind of understand that, you know? Mhm. But How do you feel having left school? Um great. Honestly, I just work at a restaurant. I make money. I cook food. I love I love cooking food. I hear that. What’s your favorite thing to cook? What? What’s your favorite thing to cook? I don’t know. Man, I work just like a
3:20line cook at a restaurant, man. Whatever they cook. I love some steak. I love some mashed potatoes. Some good at cooking gravy, dog. Yeah, dude. I don’t know. Here you go, bro. I appreciate you, man. Yeah, likewise. Enjoy your night. Good luck. Thank you, brother. It was nice to meet you guys.